jesscookie:

happy birthday shepard

Memories

bakemono-tono:

Boy #1: Objecthead!

his name is derrick vega and he’s a sales rep at the electronics store. people avoid pointing out the irony of it, afraid it might offend him (it wouldn’t). he actually really enjoys his job and takes it pretty seriously, but lives for the weekend and evenings. dude loves to party and go out to bars with friends. he doesn’t need to eat or sleep, he just has to spend a few hours every day plugged in to charge up. this is when he catches up on his reading.

likes: jazz music, bicycles, porcupine ties, cigarettes

dislikes: dubstep, scooters, plaid, people touching his knobs

Wait, he’s not in the final game? Fuck dat.

goddessofcheese:

commanderbishoujo:

thepaintedelf:

allofmyfeels:

An old (very old, it appears) McDonald’s “chicken selects” radio ad.  I cannot listen to it without laughing because… Garrus.  Dear me. 

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH <3 <3 <3

OMG.

Garrus saying “BA-DA-Ba-Da-Bah”.

Everytime I play the games now I’m going to be saying that to him.

Yeah

vouivre:

armadildomon:

heavy trigger warnings for rape.

all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names. 

hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.

WHAT.WHAT.WHAT is this.

How does he even have a girl with him in that userpic??

underglassmoonlight:

avoxic:

abcdelyse:

How to say Tumblr like an Australian.

STEP ONE

• Tum

STEP TWO

• BLARH

How to say Tumblr like an American.

STEP ONE

• Tum

STEP TWO

• Bler

How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.

STEP ONE

• Tamb

STEP TWO

• ler

How to say Tumblr in Chinese.

STEP ONE

• Ching

STEP TWO

• Chong

How to say Tumblr in British.

STEP ONE

• TUM

STEP TWO

• BLAH

How to say Tumblr in Russian.

STEP ONE

• TUM

STEP TWO

• VLERRRR

How to say Tumblr if homosexual.

STEP ONE

• TUM

STEP TWO

• TIDDLY-TOODLE-KINS

I’M DYING

Ching chong, real classy. As an American I pronounce it:

Tums-Burgers.

And we ALL know that those cuh-razy homosexuals with their bizarre speech patterns actually pronounce it:

Tum-seriously what, that isn’t even a stereotypical gay saying anymore.

Peace out, Tum-FLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKK.

eschergirls:

gynostar submitted:

Leia Boobs & Butt Pose

Shopping for a cool Princess Leia tee for myself, I came across this beauty. It really sheds new light on Leia’s time as Jabba’s prisoner, and the torture she endured having her ribcage removed and back broken.

I think she’s only showing one butt cheek, but they’ve definitely done something to her torso.

My princess….What have they done to you?

hhaahoran:

hhaahoran:

im not even kidding today i turned on the news this morning and it said that in australia they had to stop a golf match because kangaroos were roaming around on the golf course and i couldn’t stop laughing

i promise im being 100% honest im not just making fun of the australian stereotypes look 

 just making fun of the australian stereotypes

…..That Australians have Kangaroos. We have deer in Mississippi. 

Also, I love you forever Australia. Never stop sending out the roos when you get tired of the game. Because that shit was on purpose.

se-seashell:

how I see drawing tutorials

At least I’m not the only one…

(Also, I have no idea if I am giving credit in posts…)

shavingryansprivates:

tiny kitty wearing a tiny hat eating a tiny ice cream cone

My life is complete…